Lexington, Ky- The honors program at UK has always had a certain air of prestige about it, granting fantastic privileges to students. The ability to take classes that aren’t at 5:00 in the morning. The ability to live in a dorm purged from the presence of all dishonorable students. The ability to freely visit dorms… Read More UK Officially Becomes An Oligarchy
The following are three journal entries from the group of rangers behind the Alternative National Park Service. These entries are the only remaining evidence that these brave people existed, for their bodies, homes, and families have been erased from history during Trump’s latest attack on valid information that doesn’t benefit business. Jan 24, 2017 Day… Read More Park Ranger Diaries
*None of that bullshit that they tell you in your college success courses that you took because they were an easy A and your freshman advisor insisted were necessary to do well in university. Throughout my life – which has been relatively short in today’s terms but relatively long in Medieval, pre- Germ Theory… Read More Number One Tip For A Successful Day*
You know all those online quizzes that categorize you based on your political opinions? Well, hate to burst your bubble, but they’re all fake. They’re just made up. None of them have any scientific methodology or authority behind them. EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE, THAT IS. Take the UK Colonel’s official quiz to find out what… Read More The Official, Indisputable Political Alignment Quiz
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Uk’s campus is bursting with a variety of students, from the businesslike business major to to the Pre-Med-like Pre-Med student. It’s also bursting with a variety of flavors, from the soggy pizza of Fresh Food Co. to the slightly soggier soggy pizza of Blazer. Click below to see which of these flavors best fits you!… Read More Which UK Dining Restaurant Are You?
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Engineering assignments from EGR 101 and 102, which are taught in the Woodland Glen III dorm, have reportedly been postponed by one semester due to severe internet connectivity issues for all students. Students faced dropped connections during vital discussions of the meaning of “engineering,” and turned to the faculty for assistance. A Canvas update, posted… Read More Woodland Glen Wifi Shortage Causes Collapse of Civil Society As We Know It
Fears of an imminent third world war have resurfaced. Theorists claim that he primary battleground of this conflict is Holmes Hall. Room 811 residents Lexi Norman and Ava Lancaster have agreed upon a provisional treatise as an attempt to resolve their underlying issues. Speculators are hoping that this agreement may lead to a future era… Read More Holmes Hall Roommates Tentatively Cease fire
There are so many different parking passes you can buy to prepare for the school year. And so many different options. It’s of the UTMOST importance that you pick the exact right parking pass and follow all the rules. Here’s a little crash course on everything you need to know this year. Lots: K: You… Read More A Guide to Parking At UK: Because Even If You’re A Grad Student, It’s Confusing as Fuck
