Tearful LeBron Holds Press Conference Apologizing to Cleveland

LEXINGTON, KY – A visibly distressed LeBron James held a press conference earlier today to issue a heartfelt and tearful apology to the city of Cleveland. LeBron, looking dejected and downcast, stated that he has been repressing a deep-seated love for Cleveland, and that this has been digging away at his soul for over three… Read More Tearful LeBron Holds Press Conference Apologizing to Cleveland

Shocking Exposé – Hotel Paintings Everywhere Revealed to be Exact Same Four Pictures

LEXINGTON, KY – In a disgusting display of public drunkenness this past St. Patrick’s Day, Lexington Country Inns and Suites manager Carl Carlson publicly revealed the shocking secret that hotel staff have covered up for years: the supposedly “uniquely beautiful” works of art displayed in hotel rooms nationwide are merely copies of the same four… Read More Shocking Exposé – Hotel Paintings Everywhere Revealed to be Exact Same Four Pictures