LEXINGTON, KY – When choosing what pieces to add to your wardrobe this fall, consider jeans. They come in a variety of colors and fits. Jeans are timeless and will never go out of style. Even Ryan Gosling was spotted wearing a pair while going for a stroll the other day. Try pairing your new… Read More What Should You Be Wearing? Why Let Me Tell You…
LEXINGTON, KY – It is unfortunate that we did not get to enjoy another exhilarating March Madness run this season. That being said, it’s never too early to start getting excited about the next one. The Colonel looks at what has been deemed the number-one recruiting class of all time. Andrew Harrison. PG. 6’5’’ A… Read More Men’s Basketball 2013 Recruiting Class
LEXINGTON, KY – Each day, UK students have a plethora of choices to make, but among the most important is their choice of sustenance. With so many options, it gets tough trying to decide which meal to go with. Even so, one selection remains above and beyond all the rest: The Spicy Beef Wrap. The… Read More Beef, Spice, and Everything Nice! A Look Inside the Spicy Beef Wrap
LEXINGTON, KY – A visibly distressed LeBron James held a press conference earlier today to issue a heartfelt and tearful apology to the city of Cleveland. LeBron, looking dejected and downcast, stated that he has been repressing a deep-seated love for Cleveland, and that this has been digging away at his soul for over three… Read More Tearful LeBron Holds Press Conference Apologizing to Cleveland
U.S. teen pregnancy rate is two times greater than Canada, four times more than France and Germany, and eight times greater than Japan.
Childhood obesity has more than doubled in children and tripled in adolescents in the past 30 years.
LEXINGTON, KY – In a disgusting display of public drunkenness this past St. Patrick’s Day, Lexington Country Inns and Suites manager Carl Carlson publicly revealed the shocking secret that hotel staff have covered up for years: the supposedly “uniquely beautiful” works of art displayed in hotel rooms nationwide are merely copies of the same four… Read More Shocking Exposé – Hotel Paintings Everywhere Revealed to be Exact Same Four Pictures
PORTLAND, OR – Adidas has decided that neon camo is just not good enough for their fans. The solution? Lights. Following the success of their highlighter themed 2013 NCAA tournament uniforms, Adidas has announced that they will be releasing a fully-functioning LED uniform for next year’s tourney. Director of Marketing Matthew Franklin stated in a press release… Read More Adidas to Produce LED Uniform