Keep a ready eye out for our next print edition, which will invade campus in October of 2016. Be ready. Like Parking and Transportation Services, Cthulu himself, or a well-placed pun, we may strike anywhere, at any time.
…in the meantime, check out our previous nonsense!
Our most recent April 2016 edition: don’t sNEWS and miss the NOOZE…(I warned you!)
Our February 2016 edition: moooo click here mootherfuckers
Our December 2015 edition: awww yeahhh, click here, I promise you won’t regret it…that much
Our October 2015 edition: yes sir this surely is a paper
Our Fall 2014 edition: oh shit it’s the one that was printed in color
