Engineering assignments from EGR 101 and 102, which are taught in the Woodland Glen III dorm, have reportedly been postponed by one semester due to severe internet connectivity issues for all students. Students faced dropped connections during vital discussions of the meaning of “engineering,” and turned to the faculty for assistance. A Canvas update, posted… Read More Woodland Glen Wifi Shortage Causes Collapse of Civil Society As We Know It

Fears of an imminent third world war have resurfaced. Theorists claim that he primary battleground of this conflict is Holmes Hall. Room 811 residents Lexi Norman and Ava Lancaster have agreed upon a provisional treatise as an attempt to resolve their underlying issues. Speculators are hoping that this agreement may lead to a future era… Read More Holmes Hall Roommates Tentatively Cease fire

There are so many different parking passes you can buy to prepare for the school year. And so many different options. It’s of the UTMOST importance that you pick the exact right parking pass and follow all the rules. Here’s a little crash course on everything you need to know this year. Lots: K: You… Read More A Guide to Parking At UK: Because Even If You’re A Grad Student, It’s Confusing as Fuck