Woodland Glen Wifi Shortage Causes Collapse of Civil Society As We Know It

Engineering assignments from EGR 101 and 102, which are taught in the Woodland Glen III dorm, have reportedly been postponed by one semester due to severe internet connectivity issues for all students. Students faced dropped connections during vital discussions of the meaning of “engineering,” and turned to the faculty for assistance. A Canvas update, posted… Read More Woodland Glen Wifi Shortage Causes Collapse of Civil Society As We Know It

Holmes Hall Roommates Tentatively Cease fire

Fears of an imminent third world war have resurfaced. Theorists claim that he primary battleground of this conflict is Holmes Hall. Room 811 residents Lexi Norman and Ava Lancaster have agreed upon a provisional treatise as an attempt to resolve their underlying issues. Speculators are hoping that this agreement may lead to a future era… Read More Holmes Hall Roommates Tentatively Cease fire

A Guide to Parking At UK: Because Even If You’re A Grad Student, It’s Confusing as Fuck

There are so many different parking passes you can buy to prepare for the school year. And so many different options. It’s of the UTMOST importance that you pick the exact right parking pass and follow all the rules. Here’s a little crash course on everything you need to know this year. Lots: K: You… Read More A Guide to Parking At UK: Because Even If You’re A Grad Student, It’s Confusing as Fuck

How To Make The Most Of Your College “Social Experience”

Rape Culture. College. Rape Culture. Parties. Rape Culture. Academics. Maybe you’re a freshman joining the BEST SORORITY EVER OMG, maybe you’re a frat boi looking for a good time, maybe you’re always in the classroom, or maybe you just like standing in crowded, sweaty, dark rooms in your free time. Either way, you’ll probably come into… Read More How To Make The Most Of Your College “Social Experience”

New Study Finds That Flossing is Bad For You

According to a new study conducted by a team of very important and esteemed researchers, flossing could actually be harmful for your dental health. In a ground-breaking discovery made at Meadowview Elementary School, dental hygiene is actually “the worst” and “boring.” One contributor to the project, Dinntist Kyle, shared his thoughts: “The flossers hurt my… Read More New Study Finds That Flossing is Bad For You