University Issues K-Book Retraction; Distributes Improved “OK-Book” as Penance

The Ok Book

 

University officials have apologized profusely for releasing such lackluster propaganda literature as the so-called “K-Book.” They plan to release a significantly better document, with “superior message, tone, and clarity,” in the coming weeks. However, thanks to the dedicated support of our minimum-wage espionage journalists, we were able to snag a copy before they hit the production line. You’re welcome.

 

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