Major Considerations: Do Something with Your Shit Life
“Give up”
-experts, probably… Read More Major Considerations: Do Something with Your Shit Life
Month: September 2016
7 Things You Literally HAVE To See…Number 6 Will SHOCK You!!!
1. The Air In Front Of Your Eyes It may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t looking at it! Air is everywhere around you, including in front of your eyes. That means that you can’t help but look at it from time to time, even if you try not to. Which, speaking of… Read More 7 Things You Literally HAVE To See…Number 6 Will SHOCK You!!!
University Issues K-Book Retraction; Distributes Improved “OK-Book” as Penance
The Ok Book University officials have apologized profusely for releasing such lackluster propaganda literature as the so-called “K-Book.” They plan to release a significantly better document, with “superior message, tone, and clarity,” in the coming weeks. However, thanks to the dedicated support of our minimum-wage espionage journalists, we were able to snag a copy… Read More University Issues K-Book Retraction; Distributes Improved “OK-Book” as Penance
University President Makes Typo; Accidentally Implies Moral Justification for Actions
In a recent statement released by UK President Eli Capilouto, he expounds upon the controversial lawsuit filed by the University against its student-run newspaper, the Kentucky Kernel. In this announcement, we’ve noticed a few things that seem slightly erroneous, given the publicly available facts regarding the case. As Capilouto is an intelligent man, we’ve deduced… Read More University President Makes Typo; Accidentally Implies Moral Justification for Actions
The UK Colonel 