Major Considerations: Do Something with Your Shit Life

“Give up”

-experts, probably… Read More Major Considerations: Do Something with Your Shit Life

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University Issues K-Book Retraction; Distributes Improved “OK-Book” as Penance

The Ok Book   University officials have apologized profusely for releasing such lackluster propaganda literature as the so-called “K-Book.” They plan to release a significantly better document, with “superior message, tone, and clarity,” in the coming weeks. However, thanks to the dedicated support of our minimum-wage espionage journalists, we were able to snag a copy… Read More University Issues K-Book Retraction; Distributes Improved “OK-Book” as Penance

University President Makes Typo; Accidentally Implies Moral Justification for Actions

In a recent statement released by UK President Eli Capilouto, he expounds upon the controversial lawsuit filed by the University against its student-run newspaper, the Kentucky Kernel. In this announcement, we’ve noticed a few things that seem slightly erroneous, given the publicly available facts regarding the case. As Capilouto is an intelligent man, we’ve deduced… Read More University President Makes Typo; Accidentally Implies Moral Justification for Actions