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In the latest missive sent from King George III by way of Royal Navy fleet, members of these thirteen colonies discovered that the shit of Patriots shall henceforth be taxed by the pound.
Loyalist shit, decreed the King, is good and pure, and needs not be taxed in this way, but the revolutionaries must pay seven pounds per pound of stool, for the foolhardy pa
By “Rhymes-with-Jeff,” Who is SHIT