University of Kentucky Administration Makes Good Decisions

LEXINGTON, KY- This week’s UK Now email newsletter contained exceedingly exciting news—the addition of new, affordable dorms built with UK students in mind. The project is going to include remodels of older dorms as well as several new buildings. Altogether, the new housing options are expected to accommodate 1500 new students. They will include additional… Read More University of Kentucky Administration Makes Good Decisions

A BAD CASE OF TRUMPS: Disease Identification And Prevention

The recent lack of adequate autism vaccinations among the student body has caused several unexpected diseases to break out on campus this year. Measles and mumps both spread across campus like a tidal wave, albeit a tidal wave that would have been completely preventable had a sufficient number of us listened to modern science. But… Read More A BAD CASE OF TRUMPS: Disease Identification And Prevention

When Genealogists Found This Searching Bernie Sanders’ Family History… They Couldn’t Believe Their Family Tree! Number Eleven Will Shock, Amaze, and PENETRATE Your BRAIN!!!

Recent advances in the field of genealogy have provided overwhelming evidence that shows Bernie Sanders, presidential candidate, was switched at birth with Clarence Edward Sanders, the alleged younger brother of Harland “Colonel” Sanders. Colonel reporters recently interviewed Makupa Histrie, one of the genealogy interns involved in the Sanders Project. “Well, the evidence we’ve found so… Read More When Genealogists Found This Searching Bernie Sanders’ Family History… They Couldn’t Believe Their Family Tree! Number Eleven Will Shock, Amaze, and PENETRATE Your BRAIN!!!