Janitors Tired Of Prying Starved Vegans Off Floor

LEXINGTON, KY– This past Tuesday, UK Dining employees appealed an official complaint to Aramark, complaining that they have been having difficulties removing the emaciated (yet organically herbivorous) forms of dead vegans from the floor of Fresh Food Company. “We know that Aramark’s priorities focus on inconveniencing students as much as possible,” said the janitor organizing… Read More Janitors Tired Of Prying Starved Vegans Off Floor