Hillary Clinton, as you all know, likes to keep it real with her posse. In fact, she is so hip and down with it that she was brainstorming some hella fleek ideas while chilling with her goon squad last night. We managed to sneak a peek at her swaggin’ to-do list:

1. Whip
2. Neigh-neigh
3. Corporate speech
4. “May the force be with you”
5. #ChillaryClinton
6. Call self “the ruler of snapchat”
7. “I’m just like your abuela”
8. Corporate speech
9. Recharge battery
10. Weight the coins in Iowa
11. Have sexual relations with Bill
12. Enjoy sexual relations with Bill
13. Dab on them
14. 9/11
15. Go out to comer some muy spicy enchiladas
16. “How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.”
17. Electric slide
18. Buy tissues for server wiping
19. Corporate speech
20. #twerk4votes
21. Remind people “am gril btw”
22. Be Relatable™

By Hillary Clinton (as reported by Johntavius Cena III)