The Colonel presents…Puzzle Time! Can you find seven differences between the picture on the left and the picture on the right? Answers: 1. Mustache. Duh. That one’s basically a freebie. 2. The man in the left picture prefers his macaroni and cheese to have traditional noodle shapes, but the man on the right… Read More Can You Spot The Seven Differences?
#FreeTheBurrito. We’ve all seen the ubiquitous hashtag sweeping the virtual streets of Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, but what does it mean? It’s an inspiring statement resonating in the hearts of burritos worldwide that struggle with body image and fat-content-shaming. In a world dominated by the skinny cheese roll-ups and Quesalupas of Taco Bell ads, no… Read More #FreeTheBurrito
XILBAR EMPIRE, QUANLORIAN DISTRICT, SECTOR 5.6- Anyone who’s spent a lot of time online can confirm that there are some pretty strange questions on the question site Yahoo! Answers. The website is home to such hard-hitting and complex questions as: “My bro has not got his first period yet ? takes longer because he’s a… Read More Yahoo! Answers User Reveals True Self
WASHINGTON, D.C.- With the presidential campaign charging full steam ahead this year, most Democrats have already decided who they will be backing in the months to come. Some voters will “Feel the Bern” and others will insist you “Get your Clint-on,” but many are left wondering whether or not another candidate may throw his hat… Read More Can Biden Still Run?
Calipari Apologizes to Fans for Failing to Blow 20-Point Lead Despite his best efforts, John Calipari was unable to chip away at the 20-point lead his team had built in the first half of last week’s game. “Normally,” said a flustered Calipari, “we like to build a false sense of confidence in our fans, only… Read More All The Sports That’s Fit To Sports
LEXINGTON, KY- In a startling turn of events this Tuesday, the University of Kentucky Police Department arrested 15 individuals involved with the UK Alerts program in connection with a string of crimes. According to a representative from UKPD, university staff themselves are responsible for 357 of the 360 gas leaks near campus in the last… Read More UK Alert: Gas Leaks Were An Inside Job
LEXINGTON, KY- In a press conference last week, the University of Kentucky announced that it would double down on its firm commitment to continue not building any new parking structures. The university also promised to demolish all current parking structures by the year 2017. Said one university official: “Who needs parking lots when you can… Read More No New Parking For Next 10,000 Years
Hillary Clinton, as you all know, likes to keep it real with her posse. In fact, she is so hip and down with it that she was brainstorming some hella fleek ideas while chilling with her goon squad last night. We managed to sneak a peek at her swaggin’ to-do list: 1. Whip 2. Neigh-neigh… Read More Hillary’s Hoppin’ To-Do List
LEXINGTON, KY- Last Tuesday, a group of UK climate researchers returned from a climatology research seminar and conference with some very bad news. They held a press conference on campus to share the conclusions that climatologists nationwide have reached. According to the scientists’ briefing, “We’re scientists, okay? So we can’t exactly tell you to, like,… Read More UK Climatologists: “Honestly, Climate Change Is Kinda Nice”
