October 16th proved to be a chilling day in the world of college news when The University of Kentucky’s own Kentucky Kernel revealed that their entire news staff, from their elusive editor-in-chief down to the most recent of freshman journalism majors, is comprised of people who are basic. The news was revealed in a frighteningly… Read More Writers for Campus Newspaper are Basic
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You will fall down the stairs the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Ask not what UK Dining can do for you. Because the answer is literally nothing. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You will be unlucky in… Read More Horoscopes: 10/13/14 – 10/19/14
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You may think that cutting ties with your neo-Nazi friends will solve all of your problems, but it’ll just further complicate half-Windsor knots. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You started to work at an apiary to find your soul mate, but you’re about to learn the hard way… Read More Horoscopes: 10/6/14-10/13/14
Irish rock band U2 shocked fans September 9th with the release of their album Songs of Innocence. Through a partnership with BlackBerry, their new album is available to all BlackBerry users—for free! As part of a daring marketing move, U2 made an appearance at the 2014 unveiling of the BlackBerry -6. Lead singer Bono burst… Read More U2 Album Incites Conversation, Talk of “Leprechaun-Minions”
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