Imperialist Intervention (I.I.) Goes Surprisingly Well

President Barack Obama returned home to the White House late last Sunday after a long day of building his empire when he was surprised by an Imperialist Intervention. Many were in attendance: his closest friends Dick Cheney and Rupert Murdoch, his wife, distant relatives from Kenya, and even the Jonas Brothers (whom the young Obama… Read More Imperialist Intervention (I.I.) Goes Surprisingly Well

Canadian Troops Nearing North Dakota Border 12 hours into Government Shutdown

BISMARK – Local North Dakota state police have reported seeing what appears to be a build-up of Canadian troops at the nation’s border. Many are speculating that this move by Canada was brought aboot by last night’s shutdown of the United States Government. Among the federal employees that are being affected by this shutdown are… Read More Canadian Troops Nearing North Dakota Border 12 hours into Government Shutdown