Welcome to Fabulous 21st Century America (Part 10) – OUTSOURCING
Percent of CFO’s surveyed who said their firm was currently outsourcing jobs overseas; 35%.
Month: September 2013
UK Loses to Western In One For the Ages
It is the beginning of another season, folks, and with it comes this year’s version of the Kentucky Wildcats. Touting an Air Raid offense behind the arm of Maxwell Smith and the legs of Jalen Whitlow, Kentucky lost their first game of the season to Western Kentucky, our lesser-known and slightly country cousins of the… Read More UK Loses to Western In One For the Ages
Welcome to Fabulous 21st Century America (Part 9) – RETIREMENT
36 percent of Americans say they don’t contribute anything for retirement.
Stuck in the Middle – A Cartoon
Welcome to Fabulous 21st Century America (Part 8) – DIVORCE
“Divorce – Online UK” reported that FACEBOOK was implicated in a THIRD of ALL divorce filings in 2012…
Boomslang Splinter Group Promises to Host More Bands You’ve Never Heard Of
While the popular local festival, Boomslang, is into it’s second night of art showcases and music acts, what the people are really taking about is the splinter group that is going off to form their own festival full of bands they promise you’ve definitely never heard of. The Colonel was able to speak to the… Read More Boomslang Splinter Group Promises to Host More Bands You’ve Never Heard Of
Organized Reading of Torah Largely Ignored
STUDENT CENTER—- The free speech zone was occupied today by a number of the University’s Jewish students holding a public reading of what will, by the event’s end, be the entirety of the Written Torah, or Tanakh. Using anonymously donated scrolls (called ‘Sifrei Torah’) and ornate sticks (called ‘page pointers’), students stood in the 85°… Read More Organized Reading of Torah Largely Ignored
Four Out of Five Dentists Surveyed Recommend That Everyone Fuck Off
A new study funded by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has revealed that more than 80 percent of dentists feel that all patients should just fuck off. A majority of the clinicians polled answered that, in their expert opinion, the public can “just stop flossing once and for all; see if I… Read More Four Out of Five Dentists Surveyed Recommend That Everyone Fuck Off
New School Year Resolutions
Coming back to school in the fall is like starting a whole new year for most students. And just like what those middle-aged women or lonely bachelors do on New Year’s, college kids set resolutions. Everyone can tell that those check lists and internal promises are vital to their success. They stick to these goals… Read More New School Year Resolutions
Jesus Christ, Calm Down – An Exclusive Opinion Piece by J.K. Rowling
Ever since Warner Brothers announced my new project, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the world has literally been over swept with the affection and salty, salty tears of Harry Potter’s fans. My fans. It’s great that everyone in the world, from aristocrats to starving Ethiopian children, are excited for this new project from… Read More Jesus Christ, Calm Down – An Exclusive Opinion Piece by J.K. Rowling
