In an interview with the Colonel, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, eyes glowing blood red, fuliginous foam bubbling at his mouth, bouncing up and down in a cheetah-spotted straightjacket, shrieked an almost inaudible: “WORLD IS GOIN TO ASPLODE GET DEM NUKES OUT DRAW DAT RED LINE OR ELSE.”

He then, crayon in bare foot, proceeded to go back and forth over a red line on the ground, laughing gleefully (and somehow polyphonically) to himself.