Below is the result of an informal Colonel survey of names suggested for the new wildcat statue on campus.
“Wait, this is where my tuition went?” – 2 votes
Adolph – 12 votes
The NEW Ashley Judd – 132 votes
Lee Todd II – 285 votes
Fluffy – 576 votes
Coach Cal – 677 votes
Larry the Cable Wildcat – 678 votes
God help us all.