Entire African Population Spontaneously Develops Eye Floaters, Imagines Oil Spills
The entire African population has been suddenly stricken with an eye floater epidemic. The scale of the spontaneous event is absolutely unprecedented. Each and every individual on the continent has reported seeing strange black blobs, that all claim are oil spills, in nearby bodies of water. “These people obviously have no idea what they’re talking… Read More Entire African Population Spontaneously Develops Eye Floaters, Imagines Oil Spills